I played all three of these games in winter break and finished none…
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS
All of my buttons have been pressed and i snapped all the buttons exploded okay they broke i broke
i need to rant I’m sorry
This piece of oxygen squandering shit thinks he’s so fuckin cool, smart, witty— just everything he’s not. He constantly shits on phoenix because why? He thinks phoenix killed his girlfriend oH BECAUSE THERE TOTALLY WASN’T A CASE CLEARLY POINTING OUT WHO KILLED HER ALSO why would he kill someone that taught him how to be awesome and helped him with his first case and eVERY OTHER CASE, SOMEONE OBVIOUSLY CLOSE TO HIM AND TO THIS DAY KINDA TAKES CARE OF HER SISTER. HE FOUND WHO KILLED HER AND PUT THE FUCKER BEHIND BARS he even insulted maya like no that’s her fuckin sister and no one makes fun of maya she has her times but still
Not only do i think he’s a pathetic waste of matter, i think he’s the worst prosecutor. Von karmas only cared about winning cases and having perfect records. That’s not great at all, but this trash only cared about getting the nonexistent revenge on phoenix. No matter how guilty someone obviously is, he doesn’t fuckin care; he manipulates the judge like others and just wants phoenix to look like a stupid fuckin asshole. At least Edgeworth learned it’s not about perfect winning records. The point is to find who’s guilty and fuckin give them punishment they deserve.
I fuckin hate him more than oldbag and manfred ugh he’s terrible ._.